Monday, March 28, 2011

10 Things a Girl Probably Didn't Know About a Guy!


I got this as a forward. Its meant to be sent from a guy to a girl.
It went something like this...

1. Guys are much more emotional than you think.
2. Guys may be flirting but before going to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
5. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
6. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
7. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just saying "please come and sit with me".
8.No guy can handle all his problems on his own, he's just too stubborn to admit it.
9. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you forever.
10. Guys love you more than you love him.

Here's how I interpreted each one of the "Ten Things".
Introducing...
10 Things A Girl Should Know About A Guy

Thing 1: Guys cry when you're not looking.
Thing 2: Guys flirt with every girl and still expect a bonus at night from their girlfriends.
Thing 3: Guys chase any girl who smiles at them.
Thing 4: Guys get jealous real quick.
Thing 5: Guys fall for any and every girl they see.
Thing 6: Guys can't take criticism.
Thing 7: Guys have ineffective communication skills.
Thing 8: All guys are incompetent and stubborn.
Thing 9: Some guys are mentally deranged stalkers.
Thing 10: (Assuming "you" = *his favorite sport*) Guys love *football* more than you love him.


p.s.:  No guys' feelings were hurt during the making of this post.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Holi War

The cobbled streets were bare,
Colours streaked the roads everywhere;
The ground smelled fresh of previous attacks;
Of water bombs in little plastic sacks. -4
Venturing out are only the brave;
Umbrellas and raincoats too wont save.
In the shadows they lie in wait,
Can't turn back now, its far too late. -8
The heat begins to get to my head;
Even the breeze is almost dead.
If you begin to run, your decision is rash,
For seconds later there'll be a splash. -12
Where there's one splash there'll be more,
Hit you hard to leave you sore;
Like a confused chameleon I did resemble,
Coloured garishly was my ensemble. -16
It doesn't matter which way you run.
Aimed at my head was a water gun;
And now I look like everyone else,
Coloured, soaked with funny smells. -20
So I leave the scene, battle raveged;
Mother said I looked like a savage.
And that's the price I had to pay,
For stepping out on Holi day! -24